tempt not a desperate man.

I was born in a primordial soup of radioactive waste somewhere in central New Jersey.

Hey, I survived cancer, I can probably kick your ass. Almost as completely and irrevocably badass as Han Solo, my DNA structure resembles that of a Nasty Ass Honey Badger. My favorite color is yellow. I'm a princess. I strongly dislike pudding. In the immortal words of every white frat boy ever, I challenge you to "Come At Me, Bro."


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